Fant jeg fant...

Tar med en om norsk kultur også, når jeg først skal gå utenfor trådens tema:

Norway is famous for its music. Black metal owns all minds in Norway. The bestestestest band of all bands is called DDE, which means Devil's Death Ensemble. They have songs called "Her blir det liv" (Resurrect the dead), "Vinsjan på kaia" (Hanged by Satan), "Vi skal sjå sola ned i havet" (Bringing down the sun), "Rai Rai" (Kill Kill) and "E6" (Road to hell). They are written in an Old Norwegian language called "Norrønt" (Norse) and are extremely scary. On stage the vocalist always walks around naked with only corpse paint on. DDE are the only European band visible from the moon. Go DDE! Rai Rai! The most evil and sly band in all the history of Norway is called The Ole Ivar's, and is known to burn at least five churches each day, or else they get abstinences and might become blind or even die. Some would say that DDE is more evil, but that's just bullshit. Ole Ivar's is the true evil in disguise ... but they're not trying to hide it (if they are, they clearly suck at it). One thing that is often pointed out is that all Norwegian Black Metal music is actually all the same with only minor changes in pitch and album cover layout. Therefore it is a sound and economic strategy to only buy one single CD with Norwegian Black Metal, as it will contain all songs already written, as well as all songs still to be written.

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